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beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

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On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(Source: nocaptainmatt, via serendipitousamaryllis)

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bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via catholicschoolgay)

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amor-amore-compensatur:

that’s true friendship

(Source: burpywatermelons, via steelvaginas)

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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
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lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via sotypicalme)

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x/x

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ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

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